You're either in or you're out.
I love Project Runway, even though Heidi Klum is looking more and more like Brigette Nielsen with every episode. Here's what we learned from the latest round, where the contestants were tasked with creating a modern-day piece of American sportswear inspired by Jackie Kennedy:
MC Hammer pants are making a comeback... Again...
We'll soon be playing Where's Jackie?
Michael Kors doesn't dig the skirts you find at Anthroplogie.
Dish towels are hot for Spring 2011.
Do a zigzagy neckline if you want praise from the judges.
And the best quote of the show? "So what are you, a grande couturier? I mean, come on!" It's practically iambic pentameter. You rock my world, Michael Kors (even though it looked like you were wearing stone washed mom jeans in this episode).
P.S. You don't wear pants. You wear "a pant."